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Amazing Jurassic Park cosplay. I’m dying. Via Gamma Squad.

omg the video of them going around the con is HILARIOUS

Go faster. Must go faster.

This is the true spirit of cosplay

a full grown man riding in a Power Wheel modified to look like a Jurassic Park truck

with a lady in a raptor suit chasing him all over the convention

everyone else go home.




why would you ever idolize cops when firefighters exist

yeah seriously have you ever heard of “corrupt firefighter” 

what would a ‘corrupt firefighter’ even be. he put out that fire with a little TOO much water. he was a little rough with the cat he rescued from a tree for a little old lady

Marcus Licinius Crassus, that’s what a corrupt firefighter would look like.

So ol’ man Crassus lived in the times of Ancient Rome, right? And he noticed that the Roman cities—built primarily of wood, and built closely together—had a nasty tendency to catch fire all the fuckin time. So ol’ Marcus here up and bought himself 500 slaves. And he trained those slaves to fight fires. Then, when a house caught fire, Marcus would roll on up with his slaves and be like “Yoooooo, firehouse.” and they’d be all “Yoooo, put it out!” And Marcus Licinius Crassus would tell them that they had no interest in putting out the fire, because they didn’t own the building. So he’d make people sell himtheir homes for like, pennies on the dollar, and then put out their homes—but not before he did it with the neighbors, too.

How effective was this whole scheme? Marcus Licinius Crassus is thought to be one of the ten richest people in history. And that’s what a corrupt firefighter looks like.

I mean, Go big or go charred, empty home,right?

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